Anyways, I flew back this afternoon and guess what the pilot’s name was…
Like. Oh. My. GAWD.
That has got to be the coolest name in the history of aviation.
“Good afternoon ladies and gentleman. Your pilot today is Captain Steel.”
I was like “What did just say?!” It sounds like a friggin super hero is flying the plane, and you know that shit makes you feel safe and cool for no reason other than it sounds cool. That man must be drowning in the puntang.
“Hey Susie, meet my friend. Captain Steel.” (Simultaneously swooning and panty creaming.)
I can see it now, the Captain Steel comic series. He is the pilot that saves the day from impending doom, always there when you need him.
“Oh no, the landing gear won’t lock.” (Scared voice of obviously ill equipped pilot.)
“Don’t worry! I, Captain Steel shall land the plane.” (In big booming superhero voice. Feel the bass.)
Please someone take these lines and draw a comic to go with it. This I need to see.